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Gator Demotivational Poster


ALLIGATOR WRESTLING - Only true men do this...


TAGS: alligator wrestling
Rating: 2.75/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - March 8, 2014, 9:58 am
it looks like he's doing something else with that gator.
agdaniele - December 22, 2009, 7:34 pm
Sooooo... there's only about 18 real men on the planet... most missing fingers?
Derek - December 22, 2009, 3:58 pm
Only crazy bastards


HONEY, TRUST ME -


TAGS: hone trust me alligator crocodile australia
Rating: 4.68/5

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steph1 - March 2, 2011, 6:35 am
you are absolutely correct - yet, the term can also be used more loosely to include all extant members of the order Crocodilia: i.e. the true crocodiles, the alligators and caimans (family Alligatoridae) and the gharials (family Gavialidae)- i'm no expert
Darkfiretiger - March 2, 2011, 5:35 am
They don't call them Crocodiles, they ARE Crocodiles. They're two different species of reptiles.


THERE'S A FINE LINE - between bravery and stupidity


TAGS: alligator bird
Rating: 4.81/5

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motinet - October 15, 2012, 10:25 pm

wow


PET GATORS - THEY WILL FETCH THE BALL AS WELL AS THE NEXT DOG


TAGS: gator animal funny water
Rating: 4.21/5

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Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:44 am
They also fetch the next dogs (we're still working on giving the dog BACK though)


Life -


TAGS: alligator fish
Rating: 4.4/5

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Thedge - September 19, 2014, 6:45 am
Hmmm. a Gar (the fish) committing suicide? At any rate, yeppers. Life is like that.


FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.




REUNIONS -


TAGS: impending doom hatfield mccoy gator
Rating: 4.42/5

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spacedog - October 22, 2010, 5:36 pm
5L


I TELL YA, BILL... - This is your best idea yet!! Free lunch, here we come...




OH CRAP - It is quite evident at this point that I am totally screwed


TAGS: alligator totally screwed evident teeth
Rating: 4.32/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:58 am
Agreed, and hilarious with the caption. Last thought through your mind before nom nom nom. ;)
spanko1 - January 20, 2012, 9:33 am
Amazing picture!


DECISIONS - Snap a picture or warn your child of impending danger? Hard Choice.


TAGS: gator decisions child
Rating: 4/5

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thatonechick - May 26, 2010, 11:22 am
Obviously, the photographer made his... RIP, little Davey.


BIG MOUTH -




YOUR DAY - This is just not it.




PLANNING - Organizational skills are your best bet for getting what you want


TAGS: alligator road sign genius
Rating: 3.12/5

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barringer21 - December 17, 2011, 2:35 am
"MooseS" isn't a word, it the equivalent of saying "fishes" or "deers".
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - June 15, 2009, 12:41 am
Stealth Mooses? The truly stealthy moose goes under the name Arthur Rackham and has tenure at Yale. That's how stealthy meese can be. These are just very clever alligators, which is like a moose only hungrier and shorter and a good ole boy.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Stealth mooses Native to Nunavut.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:36 pm
Those are the weirdest looking mooses I've ever seen. Is there a nuclear power plant nearby? Huh?
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 4:15 pm
Funny stuff and a great photo.
KDP3 - June 14, 2009, 3:38 pm
5 lions/monkeys for being in Florida
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 3:23 pm
How can Florida be ranked 29th in education when even the gators have excellent reading and writing skills?
BoneCD - June 14, 2009, 2:51 pm
I a;most didn't see the gators. Great Poster!


MANNERS - When saying "It's not polite to point," just isn't enough




Flori-DUH -




THE DARWIN AWARDS - When there are times when ***CHOMP!*** MRFFLWKKLFLGRM!!! RFFMMMLGMMMSFL!!!!!




getting together -




YOU KNOW WHAT? - I think I will take my chances dodging traffic.


TAGS: alligators road sign
Rating: 3.73/5

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Kstoker - December 8, 2012, 12:06 pm
Great picture, 5L
440wakeup - August 10, 2010, 10:07 pm
Somehow something about "Hearing BANJO music"


COME ON, BOY! - Sit up! Sit up! Who's a good boy? You are! Yes you are!!




ALLIGATORS -




WILL FERRELL AS GATOR -




Seriously?!? -


TAGS: racist terms derogatory italian romany sicilian spaniard egyptian lost in meaning
Rating: 4.33/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:44 pm
Probably Irish "travelers".


PRAYER -


TAGS: prayer alligator pilot dead
Rating: 3.6/5

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Treehodger - February 11, 2010, 3:28 pm
Judging by the fact he has what appears to be military gear on. If I was him, and like on a branch, I'd shoot a few crocs and distract them that way.


Your Huge Balls -


TAGS: alligator
Rating: 2.32/5

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VinceVicious - December 24, 2008, 1:58 am
Stop obsessing over chuck norris he isn't a fucking super hero!
Seb - December 16, 2008, 5:26 pm
Lies. Chuck Norris has no bounds.
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 7:17 pm
Amen to that. He probably drives a truck elevated 8 feet in the air with a hot tub in the bed.


MAIL-ORDER ALLIGATOR HANDBAGS - Some assembly required


TAGS: alligator
Rating: 4.9/5

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Rudedog - February 28, 2013, 12:13 am
Thats the problem with ordering in bulk. Funny stuff


Survivers -




CONSUMERISM -




TIGER WOODS - Yeah, IT is in everybody.




WOMEN-THE BLOODTHIRSTY SEX - Men get the reputation, but it is only because the women stand behind us, and say, 'Kill it. Squish it.'




THE HUMAN EXHIBIT - A favorite at the crocodilian zoo


TAGS: animals crocodiles alligators
Rating: 4.65/5

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heathentod - May 16, 2010, 12:04 pm
thanks!
GreyScorpion - May 16, 2010, 11:06 am
very nice! 5L
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:24 am
Perfect. 5L


MERMAIDS - Because sometimes all you want is a little tail...


TAGS: i am doing my best to avoid the obligatory smells like fish joke
Rating: 3.78/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 11:42 pm
XD 5 Poodles
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:53 pm
i sense a necrophila joke coming up
Anonymous2 - October 24, 2009, 12:04 pm
Well, she did hear him say he wanted to "eat her out." What did she expect?
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 11:10 am
He made the logical choice...it wouldn't have ended well if he tried the other thing. 5/5


THIS GUY - deserves to lose an arm.


TAGS: crocodile cayman alligator fail
Rating: 2.51/5

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WTF - July 24, 2009, 6:20 pm
WHITE PEOPLE - Always doing stupid shit!
warp_kez - January 11, 2009, 5:14 pm
Isn't that a statue? The eyes look too fake.


WAIT A MINUTE! - Remember? He only has one arm left. I don't think the Lecithin is working.


TAGS: dumb wtf gator
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2009, 10:33 pm
Sean, FTW
Sean - August 9, 2009, 9:22 pm
I envy those with more than one left arm. No I don't.


Determination -




Alligator at WalMart -




Akihiko (Bright Boy) seems a bit reckless -




Somedays -


TAGS: alligator turtle life chews you up
Rating: 4.36/5

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Pagong - April 29, 2013, 8:59 am
Run, bro, run!


DEATH BE NOT PROUD -


TAGS: heaven eternity purgatory
Rating: 4.26/5

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GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 10:12 pm
I wish I'd never taught her that trick...uh...manuever...uh...equilizer...uh...situational enhancement...yeah, that's the ticket
agdaniele - August 2, 2010, 10:09 pm
Always the victim, huh Grey?
GreyScorpion - August 2, 2010, 9:39 pm
oh daisy, daisy give me your answer do...5L, I'm half crazy over the love of,.... that meth you slipped in my cocktail..you could of just asked


DUCT TAPE -


TAGS: gator diet construction pipe
Rating: 3.88/5

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agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:56 pm
5L - great slant on the pic.
agdaniele - May 21, 2010, 10:55 pm
Ok, is she eyeing that like her husband could use a few new classy suits and dress shoes?


MEANWHILE, OVER IN BAN-VILLE - some residents would love to personally congratulate Aggy


TAGS: a purgatory kind of thing
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 8:43 pm
Not sure that's the thanks I was expecing from this guy.


GET FIT - when you can count 5 ribs, it's anorexia nervosa


TAGS: fir gatoraid dance fail anorexia
Rating: 3.45/5

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VolcanicGoku - August 19, 2011, 6:23 pm
Could be a problem If I always eat big meals and still see my heartbeat everyday.
twill1962 - August 15, 2011, 9:01 pm
IF that is the serratus anterior, then where are the pectoralis majoris and the rectus abdominis? I really don't think it's all that healthy to be that thin.
jedimonk - August 15, 2011, 4:00 pm
acctually the role of that muscle group is to assist in rotational motion of the torso, ergo a dancer would produce a well developed serratus. Nevertheless, his lack of body fat does produce the muscular definition so the initial posit is partially true
jimnc - August 15, 2011, 3:31 pm
If that's the serratus anterior muscle group, then it has been poorly photoshoped. They should not be round and pronounced like that.
jedimonk - August 15, 2011, 3:05 pm
That would be the serratus anterior muscle group.
jimnc - August 15, 2011, 2:35 pm
How can Gatoraid sponsor this?


GATORADE - is it in you?


TAGS: gatorade funny
Rating: 3.09/5

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MO - December 29, 2009, 3:35 am
There's a face palm line in here somewhere...but still not the worst. (5 for not using the face palm meme)


THIS SIGN MAKES ONE THINK - What are the alligators doing?




THE OLYMPICS - This is why foreigners win them.




Patience -


TAGS: alligator car dinner
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 29, 2015, 9:08 am
ROTFL!!!! I lived in southeast La. for 5 yrs--- laughing so hard, it huuurrrts! 5 ROTFL lions, ashy!


Safety -


TAGS: safe frog alligator
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 13, 2016, 4:22 am
Welcome back, Ashy! I've missed your sense of humor! LUV THIS!!!!!! LOL! ^!


Did someone say.. -




Can you stand the heat? -




The Rescue -


TAGS: alligator saved
Rating: 4.2/5

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Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:28 pm
P.E.D.O.B.E.A.R - auto correct, a love hate relationship.
Thedge - November 8, 2014, 8:26 pm
Could that be? A Cajun incarnation of Mr. PedoBear? 5G's
MissPriss - November 8, 2014, 1:16 pm
In this case I'd have to say it depends on how much meat is on the bones of the rescuer...teehee.


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